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Lady GaGa wants to end humanity
by The Blemish



Lady GaGa was featured in OUT magazine where she dropped this bombshell:

“I just want to be clear before we decide to do this together: I’m gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love that it’s gay. And I love my gay fans and they’re all going to be coming to our show. And it’s going to remain gay… I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,” she says, “It’s not an underground tool for me. It’s my whole life. So I always sort of joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.” [OUT]

Joke. Gotcha. Just like how Japanese used to joke about Pearl Harbor, right? But on a serious note, I have no problem with the gays. I love the gays. I just have a problem with everyone in the world being gay. I mean, procreation would be a lot more complicated than it is now, wouldn’t it? If all the boys liked boys and all the girls liked girls, who’d be making the babies? I’ll tell you who. No one. Which would result in the unseemly demise of the human race. You see that, people? That’s called responsible journalism. Bask in it.

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